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pontoon pocket 

The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)

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He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.
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The part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. A catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. They are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.
Without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail.
pontoon by zanny May 26, 2004

pontoontang 

Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat = puntang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang
pontoontang by Ogre December 25, 2004

Pontooning 

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.
After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.
Pontooning by catmontty January 5, 2015
The opposite of wretched;

Someone or something that is completely cool, laid-back and ready to party.
Gurrrrl, that feathered hair is so not pontoon.

Vice Vaughn in Swingers is so pontoon.
pontoon by Jason Jopke June 13, 2005
"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."
Pontoon by Skott October 17, 2004
A beast of a word used by old pedophiles use to entice children into there bedrooms.
Old Man: "OOOOOOOOOH PONTOOOON"
Pontoon by Charles Of Nazereth December 30, 2004