Pongo 

Hoe Jarvey's Dad

look at that fitty, Pongo

Pongo by Hoe Jarvey March 19, 2022

Pongo 

ape. dick tends to be larger than most. If hitler was really a good leader than he wouldn’t have put all of his resources towards killing jews. Hitler wasn’t even good at genocide instead he decided to try to wage war and commit genocide simultaneously. Hitler should have instead won the war which he could using blitzkreig and then he could kill all of the jews. After he finished off the news pongo would rise from the ashes and reward Hitlers achievements with his missing testicle which pinto had confianscated when Hitler ‘‘twas just a wee lad so that he reach his full potential.

Have you seen pongo and his dick that tends not o be larger than most.

Pongo by pongo pinto April 13, 2022

Pongo 

Pongo (pronounced pong-oh) is used when something smells more than discusting.

“Fuck me it’s so Pongo out here”

Pongo by User03847jfud June 10, 2023

Pongo 

A derogatory slur used to reference a male friend who is unbelievably sexy. Hard "O" is optional.

"What's up my ponga?!"
"Shut up you stupid pongo!"

Pongo by Cletus Van Cheetle April 5, 2024

pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"

pongo matress by shawpainpleasure September 24, 2005

Pongo mattress 

Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.

Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.

Pongo mattress by Jake Parkbench March 27, 2011

Pongo’d 

A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.

Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d

Pongo’d by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009