pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"

by shawpainpleasure September 09, 2005

the freshie

the youngest, freshest, most desirable member of the lemon party
the freshie also wears the red ceremonial robe at the lemon party

"leo is no longer the freshie"
"rick you too old to be the freshie"
"im gonna fuck the freshie so hard he wont shit right for 2 weeks"

by shawpainpleasure September 09, 2005