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The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.
The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.
I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.
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A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008
Get the pollocking the toilet mug.An individual of Polish ancestry who calls law enforcement agencies to arbitrarily complain about the smell of a tree that they (the stupid fucking polack) not only planted outside of their livingroom window, but also on their neighbor's property.
June: "Gee Ward, our neighbor sure is a stupid fucking polack."
Ward: "Yes Dear, I suppose that you could be right. However, I was thinking more along the lines of dumb cunt."
Ward: "Yes Dear, I suppose that you could be right. However, I was thinking more along the lines of dumb cunt."
by Stas Stachowitz June 5, 2011
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by Mequik July 4, 2009
Get the [Pollock Bitch Slap] mug.A strength characterized by an extreme discipline in not using force against anyone or anything. A person with this strength would normally not hurt a fly. However, there is a point when a person with Pollock strength reaches his limit and unleashes his fury and stored energy. That point is near impossible to reach, but when reached a person can take out fifteen men without hesitation. There is no stopping a person with Pollock strength when someone dares to cross that line.
Guy: "That dude has Pollock Strength. One minute he was cuddling with some chow chow's and the next he was beating up a gang of men with his fists after they tried to rob his grandma."
by Chuck1118 August 11, 2009
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1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.
by mitzo2010 March 14, 2010
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