phallic

of, or pretaining to the penis.

Dude... the Washington Monument is SO phallic!

by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001

phallus fromage

the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin due to a lack of personal hygiene, also known as dick cheese or smegma

The guy I left with last night had a particularly pungent phallus fromage.

by BzzMxn January 24, 2019

phallatio

the attempt to perform fellatio on oneself

now that i've had my two bottom ribs removed, it's so much easier to give myself about of phallatio

by djdope February 13, 2009

Phallocentric

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

by D Flawless June 7, 2018

phallusmonger

An expert on the subject of penises, dongs, woodies, willies, doodles, dicks, erections, Johnsons, stiffies, junk, and other assorted phallic objects. Also cocks.

A phallusmonger may or may not be desirous of such objects, but they must necessarily specialize in the knowledge of them or deal in their distribution. See urologist, or gay pimp.

Willy gazed awkwardly down at the floor.
"Doctor, I saw this girl a couple weeks ago, and I think she wasn't clean... I think I might have a problem with my-"
"I'm afraid I'm not qualified to help you in that department." said Doc Johnson. "Here's a referral to see the phallusmonger."
He handed John a slip referring him to one "Woodie U. Wan" in the urology department elsewhere in the hospital. Willy cringed. "Is this some kind of joke? Couldn't you just, y'know, give me some pills or something?"

by Hank J. Wimbleton March 2, 2008

Phallophobia

Having the fear, or phobia of a penis. Especially and erect penis. This may cause the person with Phallaphobia to hypevenilate or even pass out.

Athena has Phallophobia and was watching tv with her friend Kevin, and he whipped out his penis and she started to hypervenilate, and then eventually passed out.

by AthenaAtropine October 12, 2008

Pink Phallic Object

Pink dildo from dank memer

Wow I randomly got a pink phallic object in my inventory

by NotCinamon December 25, 2019