penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Petis

Holding something up to your groin area and pretending it is your penis

That zucchini that I held on my crotch was a pretty funny Petis.

by Jqoi Zunderlat September 29, 2020

penismash

Inserting two penises into one orafice - oral, anal, or vaginal, hence mashing them together to fit.

My buddy wants to penismash with that chick, are you in?

by schnervel July 1, 2011

penismonk

A monk who don't listen to any rules of abstinence

That pimp is a penismonk

by Jamburrito August 7, 2015

penismannsex

penismannsex is the sexual intercourse with or between Penismännern.

"last weekend i had incredible penismannsex"

"Hello Penismann, are you down for penismannsex tomorrow?"

by Valkrym March 11, 2023

Penismannsex

Penismannsex ist wie sex nur mit Penismännern

Haben wir heute noch Penismannsex?
Wie viel Penismannsex hattest du?
Wir hatten heute Penismannsex.
Wollen wir Penismannsex haben?

by TheEpicFlexo March 11, 2023

Penismon

A penis Digimon

Dude I just caught a Penismon its 11" strong!

by hugeasspenisho November 11, 2009