Perturbation

When one masturbates to pornographic material that's extremely perturbing, raunchy, disgusting, or so obscurely erotic that it is hard to consider it "porn".

Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.

I was perturbating to A Japanese Woman Fries An Egg And Asks You About Your Day the other day and right after I finished I realized how screwed up it was.

...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.

Perturbation is so great.

by TheK3vin December 3, 2009

preturbed

someone who is a biatch after being pissed off

"Ms.Hammy was preturbed after I abruptly threw my bumblebee project at her in sciece class."

by Mamasita September 5, 2004

Perturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself whilst anxious or unsettled.

Unsure of when my French train would actually depart, I tried to kill time, but the best I could manage was a perturbation.

by monkeyinsurgency September 20, 2015

Piturbed

Disturbingly pissed off.

I am slightly piturbed by his stupidity.

by shega12 June 26, 2009

Perture

Noise to make when pretending to shoot a gun.

Instead of "bang bang," "perture perture."

by Dood89 June 3, 2010

perturber

when a fish does another fish in the butthole

Omg did you see that video with that fish perturbering that other fish?

by Pluckey October 28, 2004

Peturbed

its a feeling that happens to very brilliant honest people who know when people are purposely DOING them wrong in order to mind fuck them and disturb their life in order to drive them mad..so they can convince weak minded people that this behavior is necessary ..like labeling somebody they hate to have excuse to play mind games apparently maybe some gambling at the expense of ones privacy..good to know this stuff ..

these people have perturbed me ..in order to ruin lives and GAIN control over a situation that they are angry about.. anger management therapy might be necessary if they believe in their on professional backgrounds ...psyche peturbed..

by Always on point 💯💯 January 29, 2021