penisgate

A penisgate is the event of an unwanted penis being pulled out of the trousers. If two people are making out, and the guy pulls out his penis but it is unwanted by the girl, it is a penisgate.

Vanessa: "Yeah so we were making out on the futon when he pulled out his penis..."

Jaquel: "Shit, penisgate?!"

Vanessa: "And then the next week, I was making out with another dude in a stairwell, and he did it too!"

Jaquel: "DAMN. PENISGATE: THE SEQUEL?!?"

by Vanessa416 June 16, 2011

Penistration

It's the action to ram your penis unexpectedly in other people's faces.
This fetish is practised by many bagamists created by satan's mother.

The last penistration I did was an attack on my sister's face. She was in such a shock that she immediately began to cry.

by 1+2=3 May 11, 2006

penistwat

1.Person who is self-obsessed and a big douche...penistwats often have livejournals.
2.A cross between a penis and a twat.

'I'm such a penistwat, I just can't stop updating my livejournal'

'Oh balls! I have a penistwat! what am I?'

by Schmaz March 14, 2005

penistating

Putting a penis in a vagina

I was penistating my girls vagina

by Ihatefortnite901 January 9, 2021

peniseater

ummmmm what my sister is

my siter is a peniseater

by anonymous October 7, 2020

penistastic

Usually business in front and the party is in the back - but in this case the party is in the front.

As her naked husband danced and gyrated in front of her, Krista certainly thought it was penistastic.

by Murray9876 December 2, 2020

Penistits

Someone who is so beyond useless its almost as if they have penises for tits!

Remove outer layer of clothing and any remaining undergarments only to reveal a set of male genitalia where normal humans would only have a pair of nipples, example "hey penistits what time is it?"

by clamscasino August 23, 2011