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Penisata

A piñata that’s shaped like a penis - great fun at hen do's, even better at Divorce parties
“Hey Cheryl – look she’s got a massive penisata”
“Yeah, Joyce, what’s a hen party without thrashing a giant cock
by The Pinata Pimp. March 8, 2011
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Penisnose

when someone or something has a nose that is shaped like a penis therfore becoming a penisnose and when they sneeze its cum and when there blowing there nose they really are masturbating.
michael says "hey everybody look at joey he has a penisnose!" crowd"lololololololololol"
by xAlienMaster21x June 18, 2008
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Penisnose

An rare trait that few are cursed with. It occurs when gypsies and unicorns mate and the outcome is a semi-normal looking child except for the fact that their nose looks like a penis. Oh, and they have GIANT foreheads.
Maddie has the biggest penisnose you eva seen!
by hungryhungrytiger;) August 31, 2011
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Penistat

A penis which can be used to accurately measure temperature.
"Is it cold today?"

"Let me go outside and check my penistat."
by ttoptommy July 5, 2012
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penisitus

When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.
If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.
by Soda_pop March 11, 2016
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Penisnado

Penis·na·do
pēnisnādō
noun

When a destructive vortex of violently rotating winds-having storm hits an adult sex sfactory, causing phallic like objects and flood a city with dildos, anal plugs and other XXX toys.

Also a fun nickname for spinning your long flaccid dick around much like the helicopter.
1.Run... The penisnado is coming. (As a variety of colored dildos spiral towards them)

2.. He started a penisnado at my Lady. I told him to get his dick away from my GF
by Mattroid Prime August 24, 2018
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Penistricken

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.
1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.
by The Penistriker February 2, 2010
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