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Penisnado 

Penis·na·do
pēnisnādō
noun

When a destructive vortex of violently rotating winds-having storm hits an adult sex sfactory, causing phallic like objects and flood a city with dildos, anal plugs and other XXX toys.

Also a fun nickname for spinning your long flaccid dick around much like the helicopter.
1.Run... The penisnado is coming. (As a variety of colored dildos spiral towards them)

2.. He started a penisnado at my Lady. I told him to get his dick away from my GF
Penisnado by Mattroid Prime August 24, 2018
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Penispalooza

1)A party where there only guys (or at least 80% guys)and there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

2)A crazy fucking party...but with gay peopl.lots and lots of gay people
Gay Gary had a great time at Penispalooza because a large black man named Francis gave him a reacharound.
Penispalooza by Blumkinator December 29, 2007

penisinator 

device that makes anyones penile girth and length exceptional
Jimmothy: eyo you got that penisinator?

Evanoski: Naw bruh its sold out everywhere
Jimothy: Zamn...
penisinator by Jimmothy November 28, 2021

penisacorn 

Noun: A mythical horse that lives in the mountains of Canadia and has a penis on its forehead instead of a horn, like a typical unicorn.
Matt: So I went to Canadia the other day
Josh: Yeah? Did you see a penisacorn?
Matt: Yeah. He tried raping me.
Josh: Lucky!
penisacorn by #Literally January 27, 2014

peniswagoneer 

One who rides the peniswagon excessively.
God!, He is SUCH a peniswagoneer
peniswagoneer by t3h wagon June 28, 2010

penisnaz 

verb- wild and crazy..body feels like its having an erection due to a burst of joy
noun- the jizz that comes out of ur wang
your acting so penisnaz!

whoa..too much penisnaz
penisnaz by simply me March 27, 2003

Penisdog 

I heard that JOE's dog is a penisdog
Penisdog by Jejdje June 25, 2017