peninis

A penis pressed in a waffle iron or panini press. This word combines the words "panini" and "penis." The term peninis was coined by podcaster Griffin McElroy.

Yeah, I'm into sexual waffle irons; just stick your dick into a sandwich maker and get a peninis...

by griffinmcelroystan69 May 5, 2020

penisnipple

A dirty whore. See skank.

Rachel looks like a penisnipple.

by Rachel March 29, 2004

peninis

the thing we love to have in us and we like to suck jessica mitchel

its all the things i love about a dick it taste good and i love to eat come all of the time if i could i would suck as many dicks as i could because they tate asome

by jessia March 15, 2005

penisnose

Long round nose. Useful for stimulation suring oral sex.

The ladies tell me that Shaggy has the perfect penisnose.

by NOSMisAwesome April 20, 2006

Penisnostalgia

It is a recollection of past sexual encounters from a females perspective; can also refer to thoughts of penises from varying racial and ethnic groups.

Lizzie tells Yessi, " Yessi I am having penisnostalgia". Yessi says, " Which dick are you talking about it?". Lizzie says, " I'm recalling the Chinese cock I fucked 5 years ago, the African dude that I banged 2 years ago, and the Puerto Rican dude that bend me over me last night". Yessi says, " Damn that penisnostalgia".

by Yessi February 14, 2014

Penisness

The multiple of penises

You have so many penisness

by Elpapi November 2, 2021

Penisnismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the penis muscles, most commonly causing the inability for the urethra lips to spread to release semen. If foreskin is still attached, then the head of the penis will be tightly shielded. In extreme cases, the entire penis reverts and goes inside the victim. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a sex therapist, or some head from a good looking Broad.

Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse.

Karen: Can we have sex my big man??
Aiden: Sorry Babe, I have Penisnismus right now, you never give me head.
Karen: I’m going to cheat on you with my Ex.

by Hennessy Monsta December 29, 2021