penilizer

1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.

3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.

"Was that a penilizer, just now?"

"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."

"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"

"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"

by Follower of The Might of P. July 20, 2009

penile

penile refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by having his penis stimulated.

All guys are penile by nature!

by USAF Cadet July 2, 2021

Penility

Humiliation felt as a result of exposure of one's miniscule penis

We were in the showers, and feelings of Penility overwhelmed me.

by xxxx December 10, 2003

penile

1. someone obsessed with a cock enlargement and exercising his cock muscles

2. when something so gay happens

you are one penile little twat
this fucking copying machine is so penile

by joon August 4, 2003

penile

a noun used to describe someone or something as being a dick.usually a insult.

dude your so penile.

by Mr.bane December 9, 2008

penilitis

a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender

pick them pokemon cards up of da floor in there or it's penilitis for you boy!

by the kdw May 2, 2010

penile

what are you?

look at yourself! THATS WHAT A PENILE Is...word?

by You_Fking_Wish. January 17, 2004