penilizer

1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.

3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.
"Was that a penilizer, just now?"

"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."

"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"

"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"
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penile

penile refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by having his penis stimulated.
All guys are penile by nature!
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Penility

Humiliation felt as a result of exposure of one's miniscule penis
We were in the showers, and feelings of Penility overwhelmed me.
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penile

1. someone obsessed with a cock enlargement and exercising his cock muscles

2. when something so gay happens
you are one penile little twat
this fucking copying machine is so penile
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penile

a noun used to describe someone or something as being a dick.usually a insult.
dude your so penile.
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penilitis

a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender
pick them pokemon cards up of da floor in there or it's penilitis for you boy!
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