pedophilic fishfingers 

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.

Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

pedophilic fishfingers by simon94 June 16, 2010

Pedophilia 

An adult or teenager who is simply sexually attracted to a child. see child

Not to be confused with molestor rapist or sexual assault which are separate but can be linked to the above if the pedophile acts on their desires. Sometimes also referred to as nonce

Unlike ephebophilia it is classed as a mental disorder

John: did you see the papers today? some teacher in a primary school was rubbing himself whilst looking up the girls skirts
Dave: wtf? omg what a sick pedo!
John: yeah I hate pedophilia

Pedophilia by FreeSpeechWarrior March 5, 2017

Pedophilaphobia 

An abnormal Fear of becoming a pedophile, or fear of pedophiles if you have children near you. could be related to OCD or other anxiety disorders. Symptoms include researching about pedophiles, it could lead to pedophobia if it gets too severe, which is a fear of children.

Patient to their Psychologist, What is the name of fear of becoming pedophile?

Psychologist: "let me make up a term here, let's coin it Pedophilaphobia , maybe it may even become a new word in the Webster dictionary one day!

OCD patient, " I am so pumped that I potentially helped you make literary history!

Pedophilaphobia by autistic nerd 1991 March 30, 2015

pedophiliaphobia 

A fear of pedophiles.

Pizzagate is pedophiliaphobia.

pedophiliaphobia by Panzer Division Marduk March 10, 2017

pedophiliable 

Easily subjected to the attention of pedophiles.

Your youthful, vulnerable features make you completely pedophiliable... what're you doing tonight, young man?

pedophiliable by oddyknocky May 6, 2010

corporate pedophilia 

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

corporate pedophilia by G-Union December 12, 2003

Pedophilia 

An automatic death sentence if you are in prison. >:^]

At least the homicidal convicts help us get rid of pedophiles by killing them off.

Pedophilia by whatever August 25, 2003