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Pearl Jam 

Gods gift to music. The greatest band in the world. If you dont like them I'm coming to your house to kill you and your family.
Pearl Jame is so awesome and sexy.
Pearl Jam by Seth the Mitchell November 17, 2004

Pearl Jam 

An impossibly high standard of genuineness and humility required to gain acceptance or impress.

Used most frequently when describing bands in the Post-Nirvana-Pre-Korn musical era.
1. It's nice that Steve recycles, but he's no Pearl Jam.

2. That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder, but Stone Temple Pilots are no Pearl Jam.
Pearl Jam by el Uste November 12, 2003

pearl jam 

stone gossard, jeff ament(bass), eddie vedder(vocals), mike mckreedy and matt cameron. the comboniation of the century. cannot be beat.
rear view mirror, betterman , jeremy. all awsome songs
pearl jam by sunkist February 12, 2004

Pearl Jam 

the inability to cum.
Space Angel blew the shit out of me and when I was ready to sand blast her face nothing would happen, I had a fucking Pearl Jam.
Pearl Jam by Butcher's Pal July 24, 2009

pearl jam 

Fucking amazing band that most people cant justify hating them without using childish names and homophobic slurs...
hater: Pearl jam are a bunch of fucking faggot shit-eaters
fan: Um... no they are one of the most influental acts of the last decade.
hater: Watever you fudgepacking cocksucker...
pearl jam by Dr. Awesome August 16, 2006

pearl jam 

the greatest fucking band in the whole world.... that's why i've got Ed Ved in my head.
Rachel's life goal is to have all the Pearl Jam concert bootlegs ever released.
pearl jam by Rokinfreeworld December 30, 2003