Patchrical

An adjective for the state of being in extreme instability that causes the person to no longer worry or be fazed by it, instead it has become a norm for them; extreme levels of numbness

NOUN: Patchricality

The girl was patchrical after being hurt relentlessly, both mentally and physically

by e_v_e_l_i_n_e May 20, 2021

patchy twat

A word used to describe a coloured/skewbald/piebald/paint/pinto horse when it behaves in an undesirable way.

My patchy twat just bolted down the road because he saw his own reflection in a puddle.

by demhorses December 12, 2020

Patchy Pumpkin

A girl or boy who forgot to moisturize before doing their makeup, and has patches and blotches of makeup all over his or her face. She is also referred to a pumpkin, if her foundation or concealer is too dark, and she or he ends up an orange color.

Look how Natalie did her makeup today. She is definitely a Patchy Pumpkin.

by nostalgia nikki May 25, 2017

sober patch

The point of drunkedness where you are so drunk that you believe you are sober.

Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.

by nycanuck April 16, 2013

Pirate Patch

Anus areola that is exposed when a woman wears a thong and bends over. In other words, the darker colored skin around the bung that a woman might reveal while wearing a g-string.
Slightly different from an alternate definition that refers to the triangle patch of fabric or whale tail near the top of the thong, this varient is specific to exposed penumbra of flesh around the butthole which combined with buttfloss looks like an Eyepatch a pirate might wear.

After buying a tiny thong bikini, Jane also paid for a Bleached Asshole so she wasn't showing pirate patch every time she bent over to pick up her tanning lotion at the beach.

by BFinlayson December 9, 2012

Mexican Patch Job

when something that you got done looks like it was done in mexico in some strangers garage.

Russell: "Daaayummn man what happened to that bitches titties?"
Jacob: "Her tits look like a Mexican patch job, they all lopsided and shit."

by Professional Pole Hider December 5, 2012

Diesel Patches

Commentary youtuber, profile pic of Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine. Pretty cool dude

I hate this goddamn box

Diesel Patches

by discofox May 28, 2020