Patched

To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.

Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?

by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 16, 2010

the patch

a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.

Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works

by irish March 22, 2004

Patched

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.

"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"

by ((55;$)3?:! October 16, 2020

patch

In Computer Software industry: the process of taking old bugs out and putting new ones in.

I'll download that patch from Microsoft when they release a service pack to fix what it broke.

by db.not December 28, 2005

patch

(n.) an electronic file alteration intended to correct or update a faulty or vulnerable file, akin to a cloth 'patch'.

You gotta install the latest patch or somebody could get into your inbox, okay?

by kinsmed July 15, 2004

patch

Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.

"That chick's patch is all dialed in."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

patched

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.

You just got patched.

by fxckinjess July 5, 2014