by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 16, 2010

a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.
Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works
by irish March 22, 2004

Midwestern slang term used when you or a
buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.
buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.
"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"
by ((55;$)3?:! October 16, 2020

by db.not December 28, 2005

(n.) an electronic file alteration intended to correct or update a faulty or vulnerable file, akin to a cloth 'patch'.
by kinsmed July 15, 2004

"That chick's patch is all dialed in."
by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.
by fxckinjess July 5, 2014
