pfft

When you disapprove of something

We didn't have the day off!
Pfft, how lame.

by Christy February 12, 2003

PFFFT!!

PFFFT!! PFFFT The sound your lips pressed together and blowing air through them makes as you witness some idiot make a bigger fool of him or herself either by what they said, wrote, did. A show of utter disgust, no fear and the act of totally brushing someone off by dismissing them as a complete moron not worthy of one's time.

note: could be immediately followed by a brushing away with one's hand ending with a palm towards the buffoon.

(ex.) When you open the door to meet your blind date and a delusional 250 lb. water buffalo lied on her dating bio as being "just pleasingly plump." PFFFT!! Oh really? Maybe you should have listed your body type as "the Michelin Man."

by The Vanilla Godzilla January 25, 2017

pffttt

The exasperated sound made when caught keyword stuffing when the Google Panda algorithm was released in early 2011.

"Awe, pffttt, we just lost our Google #1 page ranking! I guess we should have listened to Amanda and started producing quality content a while back..."

by TheRZNinja June 12, 2020

pfft

A word overly used on Groupme by Legion UK Qonqr players, thanks to Hells.

Pfft. There is no pffting way you can pfft in here. If you do, you can pfft off!

by UKintel August 13, 2014

pfft

a noise you make when you are bored with something someone is saying

Person 1: "What did you get on your exams then, person 2?"
Person 2: "All Grade A. What about you, person 1?"
Person 3 (in background): "Pfft. I'm off to do something interesting."

by j-a-m-ooooooo June 4, 2004

pfffttt

1. n. The sound you make when someone does something stupid. 2. n. A substitute for a swear.

John farted so Zach went pfffttt and punched John.
Alex said what the pfffttt after realizing he was around little kids.

by Driftracer456 April 26, 2005

pfft

an expression of disgust, disdain or disapproval, usually uttered after someone has just told you something totally inane or uninteresting.

"Hey, I'm going to vote Republican this year, isn't that cool." "Pfft!"

by John Cocktoastin January 27, 2003