launching pads

A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.

Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.

by AEI December 29, 2008

knee pads

a special way of calling someone a whore.
more original than bluntly calling someone a slut.

girl 1- Me and him hooked up
girl 2- I hope you wore knee pads.

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girl 1- Bitch, do your knees a favor and ge some kneepads.

by HannahxBanana May 26, 2006

cock sucker pads

a term used in construction for knee pads

hey mike will you help me shingle my roof this saturday?
yeah and i will bring my cock sucker pads.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.

Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010

knee pads

it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking dick on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.

girl: tonight im coming over to suck dat dick
guy: ight make sure you bring da knee pads

by cool guy11111 April 8, 2010

Maxi Pads

a kid who is extremely lazy;
will ask you to make him food, help him up, and also mooch rides, and cigarettes off of you.
often associates themselves with the "punk" genre but is too lazy to participate in any actual music making processes;
extremely vain and full of themselves,
relating their actions to that of Jesus Christ and wears clothes that are way too small and is in a neverending quest to get laid;becomes extremely obnoxious when intoxicated

also known as a feminine care product

"I'm the shit I am a sleezy dude, I am such a 77 punk and I'm lazy as hell... I am Maxi Pads"

by DoichBag March 8, 2009

Nigerian shoulder pads

When a man sneaks up behind an unsuspecting victim and calmly rests his nutsack upon the victim's shoulder. Properly executed Nigerian shoulder pads result in the slow turning of the victim's head, followed by a double take, followed by either anger, disgust, or cautious acceptance.

I was thoroughly enjoying my meal at Outback Steakhouse when I realized that the waiter had outfitted me with a pair of Nigerian shoulder pads.

by spooncult April 4, 2009