nettard

Someone who is technologically challenged or retarded.

Joe's internet was not working because his ethernet cable wasn't plugged in to his laptop. What a nettard!

by Count Zackula November 2, 2005

netarded

When an otherwise sensible and intelligent person is incapable of using the internet to its full advantage.

John, your netarded! Google it!

by QuietDean April 25, 2005

netard

Someone who believes anything they read on the internet like a total fucking idiot.

Nicole spends all her time looking up 2012 bullshit on the internet and just believes everything, even when these new-found beliefs blatantly contradict one another. What a fucking netard.

by Daryllrn Tonkminferd May 12, 2011

Newftard

One who is born in Newfoundland, lacking intelligence, and occasionally shits themself in public.

Fuckin' Parsons is such a Newftard he makes Corky look like a genius

by Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer June 30, 2011

Neztard

A walking W

A guy who never misses

Neztard

by Neztard fan March 8, 2021

nertarded

its a cross with retarded and noob!!

emmanuel:
dude is it just me or is that guy nertarded
daniel:
i went somewhere and i saw a that was netarded
vanessa:
obviusly that guy nertared

by Alexandra&Nessaa!! April 16, 2009

Newbtard

A fucking newb who is also mentally and in some cases, physically retarded.

Shut up you fucking newbtard! Just accept that you suck and have to hack to win like a newbtarded bitch!

by www.dumbasses-anonymous.cjb.net July 16, 2003