Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015

muzzah

a name some people call their mothers

"Muzzah, could you please pass the milk"

by anonymooooooooooose May 18, 2015

Dirty Mozzarella Stick

Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.

Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.

by Katie Zimmerman April 25, 2009

Mazzarella

The last name of the coolest Italian family ever.

"Her last name is Mazzarella she must be Italian."

by shadowsushi February 12, 2010

Muzza

A muzza is a male of any descent contrary to popular belief, who spends his nights on Chapel Street with his "fully pimped out" R33 Skyline or 5Lt VN’s. He is a born bred Melbournian who spends $100 + on hair care products. A muzza is usually in Champion, Adidas, Kappa, Diesel, P.O. Box etc. for any occasion.

A muzza uses words such as uleh, lan, bro, sik, re etc. with his "bros".

A muzza is 100% metro.

Cruising down Chapel St headin to do some burnouts at 3am, to meet his bros. 3 subs and neons surround his car, pumpin some heavy beats as loud as he possibly can. - a true muzza

by krucial November 11, 2008

muzzadayze

The Musical Festival held in Melbourne on New Years Day, that used to be cool until it turned infested with try hard muzza's with fluoro shirts or muscle T's, random punch ons and fights with security. Dancing by doing a moves involving either-
a- "cookie rolls" spinning ure arms in quick circles.
b- air punches
c- flexing muscles and moving hands in a marching movement.
All Shirts are OFF rain/hail or shine and the atmosphere of the event is ruined.

"Ey bro lets party new years, take off your shirt we're goin muzzadayze bro"

by feistafeva January 28, 2009

Mozzarella

Traditionally to take a ball of wetted tissue paper that resembles a ball of mozzarella and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover or drunk). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of mozzarella-ing has increased tenfold. Popular documentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. You can go 'oldskool' by using tissue paper or the increasingly popular 'nuskool' method of using a genuine piece of mozzarella. See 'mozzarella prank' Youtube

1. Let's go mozzarella his arse!

2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!

3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!

4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!

by The True Chinman April 5, 2010