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murphed

to backend someone for overtaking you on a race track
ambrose got murphed as he went around ford cutting
by Jared73 October 28, 2005
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Murphing

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.
James and Matt went murphing. James puked on the second round so Matt won $5000.
by En_are June 25, 2008
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murph

When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.
"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."

"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."
by Harry-J54 May 11, 2009
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murphed

to get messed up(by someone or in something)
raul just murphed you!
by Kellington Brown March 10, 2008
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Murphing

(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.
Got this new Supreme shirt so murphing must be the best way to break it in. Everyone needs to know!
by whatsthewordwordword October 16, 2015
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MURPHED

When you're high off ecstacy pills.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.
person 1 : are you on e ?
person 2 : yeaah man. im so murphed right now!
by ellejhay June 1, 2006
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murph

When somone coughs or blows air into a bong, causing water to come up through the down stem, spilling bong water all over the place, often a rookie smoking mistake.
he murphed and now theres bong water all over my carpet.
by mike February 16, 2004
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