Mortician

A nurse for dead people

Brendan is a sexy mortician

by thiskidbe October 31, 2018

matricide

killing your mom. Yeah, just killing your mom. Your birth mom. Yeah, you stab you're mom its matricide. You choke her, it's also matricide. Hey emo kids, now you go write in your blogs about commiting matricide because your mom "doesn't get you". yeah, now you don't have to call it "killing my mom". yep.

Dude, Matricide. I need seven more letters.

by freekin gay kid May 17, 2006

momicide

momicide- when a mother kills her own children.

the crazy mother committed momicide when she drove her car into the river with her children in the back seat and left them there to die.

by rickard from mi. December 4, 2009

Morticia Addams

Morticia Addams is the kind and caring wife of Gomez Addams and the mother of Wednesday, Puglsey and if you have seen Family Values, Pubert Addams. Morticia and Gomez are deeply in love with each other and have a happy and loving relationship.

Morticia Addams: You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...

Debbie: What?

Morticia Addams: ...Pastels?

by Rartin8899 November 9, 2020

Mortified

getting railed so hard that it is a mortifying experince

I got absolutely mortified last night

by S1ayer23 November 9, 2022

Mitticide

An act committed by a major politician when talking in front of a group of donors that paid $50,000.00 in Boca Raton, FL. It is similar to killing your political hopes, like taking a life by homicide or suicide.

By attacking 47% of Americans, Mitt Romney ended his hopes for the Office of the President. The insult provided by the candidate to the voters is now known as "Mitticide".

by bojisplake September 18, 2012

matricide

Matricide is the act of killing one's mother.

In the movie Psycho Norman Bates committed matricide by killing his own mother because she was constantly meddling, screaming and calling all his girlfriends sluts and dirty. What was even more freaky, is that after he buried her, he began to miss her, so he dug her back up again and pretended that she was still alive by dressing up as her and pretending that he was her. Norman also kept her corpse fresh with taxidermy and whenever he was let out of the nuthouse he would constantly dig his mother up to be with her.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007