Winter's Morn'

The name of a hypothetical masculine wash, analogous to "Summer's Eve" douche product for women.

Commercial: (cut to guy standing in the snow by a stream) "Winter's Morn' masculine wash. Makes ya feel like a man, all over!" (guy takes some snow and rubs it on his crotch, rinsing with stream water) "Brrrrrrr!"

by FoxxDogg September 10, 2004

corn for the morn

when one consumes a powdered narcotic, such as ketamine or the drone - that one has also consumed the night before - in the morning, frequently off the corner of a credit/debit card for better facilitation.

'shit man theres still some k left'
'best have a corn for the morn then'

by general fiasco May 19, 2010

Gd Morn

Slang term for good morning on S and S farms in Reydell, Arkansas.

Tugs told Ricky gd morn when he showed up for work.

by Truck 1 November 17, 2020

Oxy Morn

Very hysterical. Usually into feminism and usually a Nazi.

'Oxy Morn, do you even English ' - Ajit Pai

by padster thine catster July 18, 2018

G'morn'n

For when you are too lazy to write or say Good Morning.

G'morn'n love, hope you slept well.

by Creativecaveman April 5, 2020

Junifer Morningsnout

The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.

a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.

Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.

he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?

Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.

Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

UPDATED

EXAMPLE:

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

____

Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

___

Missy: junior you can’t leave

Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world

Missy: ;:(

Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*

Missy: what’s this?

Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe

Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*

Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example

(Of himself )

by unlimitedprospects October 7, 2021

Red eye in the morning

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

by The_ALCH August 16, 2019