mousterbation

The act of moving a PC mouse back and forth frantically in the hope the computer will work more efficiently.

"Stop mousterbating! It won't make it load any faster..." or "All he does all day is mousterbate!" or "If he carries on with his mousterbation, the PC will crash!"

by scotty037 April 9, 2009

Mansturation

The period of time when guys experience their 'time of the month', also known as BMS.

Hey Hailey did you talk to Joe? He's so uptight today! It must be his mansturation.

I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.

by raawwrrrr February 28, 2011

manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

by YAWA October 3, 2021

molesteration

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge

Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.

by hankmustdie April 30, 2004

Monsterbation

Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.

Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces, oh honey that’s what we call monsterbation

by DeathcoreMadeMeDoIt July 12, 2021

monstapation

Constipation so bad, you feel like your asshole knows what it feels like to give birth to a Xenomorph

P1: Bruh, bathroom emergency, I just got over a monstapation!
P2: No shit, dude, really?
P1: All puns aside, it feels like Cuddles just crawled tenticles first out of my asshole!
P2: TMI, bruh, what did you need?
P1: A fresh roll of TP and a proctologist!

by Doctor Fucker March 7, 2017

monsterbation

when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.

the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.

olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.

by Arntnok February 2, 2008