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monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off
can't believe goblin keeps monking off
by eggbearrice January 14, 2021
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monstipated

the state of being completely hyped up by a monster energy drink. can be caused by any of the monster drinks.
"yo man, i just had a monster, and now i'm monstipated!"
by mikeychan April 21, 2009
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monokid

he has a rock hard rager
Monokid: "WHO YOU CALLING JABRONEE, JABRONEE!?"
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monkit

A spear wielding monkey type thing from the game Savage.
You stupid Monkit!!!
by Josh January 7, 2004
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Monking

Pronunciation: \muhn`-king\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English munuc, from Late Latin monachus, from Late Greek monachos, from Greek, adjective, single, from monos single, alone. Dervied from the American sitcom "Monk".
Date: 2006

1. To engage in a psychologically induced state of complete uncomfortability, often brought on by stresses such as; heat, lack of food, awkward social encounters, germs, etc.
2. Another term for a panic attack induced by social anxiety and/or physical surroundings.
3. To display symptoms of OCD, social anxiety disorder, or any other number of psychological disorders displayed by fictional detective Adrian Monk on the popular American television mystery sitcom Monk.
4. An extreme state of paranoia in which one feels as if all surrounding humans are looking at him/her in a negative demeanor.
Chris: "It is so hot in here I can feel the sweat dripping down my back."
Brett: "Yes and this cashier is taking forever, and the peasants waiting in line with us reak of unsanitary conditions"
Chris: "YES! And they are all looking at us."
Brett: "Forget this dude, I'm MONKING!"
(Drops all groceries where they stand and the two head for the door.)
by Chris & Brett August 1, 2008
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monkish

1. Acting in a way similar to Adrian Monk (from the TV show, Monk)
2. has obsessive-compulsive tendencies, usually used humorously
Did you see him organizing his silverware throughout dinner? He's so monkish.
by Senor Flik June 16, 2007
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monsivais

The name of a person with skill, beauty, and swag. Can make anything happen with the wave of a hand. Women can't get enough of him.
(Blank) Monsivais is awesome.
by Yolomuffin96 February 28, 2014
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