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Half Missus

A lady who you do everything with you would a girlfriend, but she's not your girlfriend.
Last week me and my half missus went to the movies.
by Kiwi 1r June 18, 2021
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Missus Corbett

A sexual position where a woman starts in the reverse cowgirl position and then rolls her torso back until laying against the man's chest. This allows him to reach around and massage her and has a good angle for him and her.
Dude 1: 'My lady and were getting busy and she reverse cowgirled me!'
Dude 2: 'Dude, did you roll her back into a Missus Corbett? Its awesome!'
Dude 1: 'YES, Sir!'
by AMansMan March 9, 2011
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Tissue for your Missue

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018
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giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home
driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!
by dr chops May 13, 2009
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Missus

Term meaning ,,wife''.
I should better get home to the missus,or else she is gonna kill me if I don't come earlier.
by Toa Pohatu March 18, 2017
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Missus

A term used to describe a female whom a male is dating. Typically used in New Zealand culture and even parts of Australia.
Guy1: How's the Missus, g?
Guy2: Yeah nah she's fucken algoods cunt
Guy1: Fuck yea bro thats the good shit aye
Guy2: How's your Miduk?
Guy1: Sacked the cunt 'cuz she was talking MAD SHIT 'bout me fortnite skillz
Guy2: Oh yeah mate fuck that bitch aye, I'll tell ya that
Guy1: Fucken ouf cunt
by NiggerWannabe March 22, 2019
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Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020
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