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Mississippi Mudslide

Its when you are wearing shorts and you crap your pants or your shorts I should say.
Henry was bewildered by his own Mississippi Mudslide on hole #9 of the golf course.
by John Conde May 2, 2023
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The Mississippi Mudslide Move

A wrestling move used on a Cabot Junior High North wrestler that looks like minecraft Steve and a skinny boy that looks like a minecraft skeleton
Dang bro that kid that looks like minecraft steve just got put in The Mississippi Mudslide Move at the wrestling tournament
by GoonLairLandlord March 26, 2025
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Mississippi mudslide

Having anal sex with someone 30 minutes after they eat an entire bar of exlax
If you want to travel the Hershey highway, try the Mississippi mudslide!
by Spring lake cowman March 24, 2022
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Mississippi Mudslide

Two bros saving money and time as they take a deuce at the same time... in the same toilet.
Damn, Lee and Johnny must be tight on money or... gay.... they just went and took a Mississippi Mudslide!

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by Pizza Camo June 15, 2022
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Mississippi Mudslide

The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.

This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.

There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"
by Rimmulus the Wise April 2, 2024
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Mississippi crater mudslide

When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy
I gave my sis a Mississippi crater mudslide
by krillia June 29, 2021
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