Monsturbate

When a male requires at least two hands in order to masturbate properly.

I will be back soon, I’m going to watch some porn and monsturbate.

by sstaffie December 1, 2019

Madturbate

Verb When your partner turns down your advances and you have to masturbate to relieve your horniness/grudgefuck yourself to sleep.

Hank refused to stop playing xbox last night so I had to madturbate before bed.

by A to the R to the FU January 11, 2014

mansturbate

when you a bate a man into a forest while not wearing any clothes

Person 1: Did you see all the men come out of the forest this morning?
Person 2: Oh, I was in the mood. I had to mansturbate last night.

by Mololo October 25, 2010

Mindsturbation

Mindsturbation is a combination of motivation and temporary mental stimulation.

She attended the concert to fulfill her mindsturbation habit.

by The Chief Activator LC July 26, 2012

Madturbate

when you're sexually frustrated and can't masturbate

Man,bae posted a really nice selfie and now I'm so madturbated.

by satansmiles July 1, 2016

mensturbate

When females go into their monthly menstrual period their hormones go all out of wack and required to be fulfilled by masturbation. Aka flicking the red bean

"it's that time of the month, but i'm feeling an urge to mensturbate"

by rockybalboa. December 29, 2016

Mindsturbation

The act of using one’s mind or memories to expedite the process of sexual stimulation; hands-free self-pleasure that stems solely from thoughts

My WiFi was down, and she was hot to trot and on her way;

so I went full Mindsturbation,

and my brain got me HORNY!

by BenHeart June 21, 2018