An incredibly crass looking individual (also gives the impression of a sleep deprived swan) who prides themselves on dressing metrosexually to cover the fact that they are, infact, just the bastion fuck ugliness.
by Karl Lucien September 16, 2007
Get the Metrosaurus mug.A skateboarder who buys lots of skateboarder fashions and enjoys the music and rythmn of skate videos.
May occasionally be aroused by watching skate videos.
Enjoys hanging out with other skateboarders and watching them skate.
Only Skates when other skateboarders are watching.
Enjoys coping dance moves.
Enjoys skating whilst listening to their mp3 player and making sure their tricks and moves go with the rythmn of the song their listening too.
Skateboards with a limp wrist.
doesnt care about getting a girlfriend, has all the happiness they need from bumming about with skateboarders.
May also be under the impression that having a girlfriend is uncool as it shows lack of dedication to skateboarding. They would rather be loyal to skateboarding than have a girlfriend.
Scared of men who don't skateboard.
Generally more homosexual than even the artfag.
May occasionally be aroused by watching skate videos.
Enjoys hanging out with other skateboarders and watching them skate.
Only Skates when other skateboarders are watching.
Enjoys coping dance moves.
Enjoys skating whilst listening to their mp3 player and making sure their tricks and moves go with the rythmn of the song their listening too.
Skateboards with a limp wrist.
doesnt care about getting a girlfriend, has all the happiness they need from bumming about with skateboarders.
May also be under the impression that having a girlfriend is uncool as it shows lack of dedication to skateboarding. They would rather be loyal to skateboarding than have a girlfriend.
Scared of men who don't skateboard.
Generally more homosexual than even the artfag.
MJ is a good example of a MetroSkatual. Lakai shoes are a good example of a brand with a strong sense MetroSkatuality, as are Nike SB.
Brian Anderson, a professional skateboarder for Nike SB at one point claimed to be homosexual. He also used to skate for lakai shoes.
Emerica skateboarders are a good example of MetroSkatuals.
Brian Anderson, a professional skateboarder for Nike SB at one point claimed to be homosexual. He also used to skate for lakai shoes.
Emerica skateboarders are a good example of MetroSkatuals.
by Daniel Beamer March 16, 2008
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Metrotarian is to vegetarian as metrosexual is to homosexual. Someone who acts vegetarian while sneaking in meat whenever they can. These people frequently order chicken breasts and claim they have white meat "every once in awhile." Also, they tend to ignore cooking mediums. Vegetables cooked in animal fats and animal stocks are often overlooked.
For breakfast I had a Metrotarian sandwich: eggs, cheese, cucumber, sprouts, tomato, with onions and peppers cooked in bacon fat.
by Blocknessmonster February 3, 2010
Get the Metrotarian mug.That Prestone J. Davis be one bad-ass Metrocard. He became division president through melanic manipulation and being below 7.5 IRE units (super black}
by Jean Shepehrd K2ORS February 11, 2009
Get the Metrocard mug.A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.
Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.
Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.
Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.
Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS
Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS
by BeetlejuiceGreen November 14, 2019
Get the VMS: Vanishing Metrocard Syndrome mug.an overpriced yet the only store which doesn't give in to that hollister/abercrombie shit style. provides great clothes with everything from punk-ish to "gangster."
by corii January 31, 2008
Get the metropark mug.A person who seeks happiness and contentment within. Metrospirituals enjoy urban living but are not attached to material or outward things. Metrospirituals seek to make the world a better place. They wear relaxed clothing, are not concerned with outward appearances. They practice yoga and meditation. Metrospirituals may be vegitarians, prefer organic food, have healthy lifestyle practices and realize the innerconnectivity of all beings and make environmentally friendly choices. Metrospirituals are not affraid to say they are seeking God or a connection to a higher source.
by Dave & Abby January 10, 2006
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