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metrocard 

A pre-paid card used on buses and subways sold by the MTA in major cities. (NY)
I need to buy a new metrocard, this one is almost empty.
metrocard by Jooooooooe August 7, 2006
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Metrocard 

An African-American in a position of power in a tech company. A high-tech token.
That Prestone J. Davis be one bad-ass Metrocard. He became division president through melanic manipulation and being below 7.5 IRE units (super black}
Metrocard by Jean Shepehrd K2ORS February 11, 2009

Metrocard Leftovers 

When there is money left in your metrocard, yet not enough for a ride but just enough to cause frustration and the use of unnecessary math.
Dude A: Right now I have $7.13 in my metrocard. That’s enough for like, 4 rides right?
Dude B: Dude, the fare’s $2.25 now. It’s only good for 3.
Dude A: What the hell am I supposed to do with 38 cents? Damn Metrocard Leftovers.
Metrocard Leftovers by slylover123 November 30, 2009

VMS: Vanishing Metrocard Syndrome

A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.

Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.
Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.

Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS

metrocurious 

Straight males who are intrigued and envious of the metrosexual fashion embraced by their peers.
I knew my boyfriend was a little metrocurious when he agreed to go get highlights and a pedicure with me. At least that's what I hope it is.
metrocurious by poizon_elff January 9, 2010

metropark 

A telecommunications company in St. Louis, that employs the coolest people west of the mississippi, and has absolutely raucous holiday parties.
Dude! Metropark just hooked me up with a v3000!
metropark by skeletor_is_not_me June 17, 2008
A transport ticket used in Melbourne, also used to make roaches for joints.
Oi bro, pass me a metcard so I can roll a roach.
Metcard by deathsquad9 June 21, 2007
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