metrocab

The other approved model of London "Black cab", constructed of GRP in Tamworth. Favoured by some taxi drivers due to price. Boxy design (looks like a cross between an old volvo and a bus) means nowhere near as famous as the London Taxi. See also plastic pig.

Im not hailing that metrocab

by oracle August 19, 2004

metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

by Jim March 7, 2005

metrOCD

A combination of metrosexuality and obsessive compulsive disorder that is only found in men. The patient often goes through bouts of indecision regarding outfits, trying on several until it looks absolutely perfect.

The metrOCD was almost too much to handle for Fred as he readied to go to the party.

by azxcvbnm,.lkjhgf July 18, 2011

Metrofartsy

describes a person who is caught somewhere between metrosexual and artsy-fartsy.

for our purposes here, a metrosexual is a heterosexual male who is stylish, fashionable, trendy, well-groomed, and cultured. to be metrosexual, you are not required to be involved in art beyond a general awareness which would allow you to converse semi-intelligently about art while you wait in line at starbucks. artsy-fartsy describes a person that is so into art that they are weird and almost nerdy and maybe vegan and probably wearing at least one very colorful article of clothing which they made themselves. they try too hard to be an artistic genius, which ends up making them extremely difficult to comprehend.

obviously, the metrofartsy person contains some, but not all, of the combined characteristics of the metrosexual and the artsy-fartsy. the metrofartsy person is usually confused about their own identity and "their place in this world". as a result, they can't decide which subculture they should try to fit in with, so they mix two of them together.

"Yesterday, Shawn and I were uptown, shopping for shoes, and all of a sudden he invited me to some poetry reading that he's doing in a bookstore by the beach."
"Yeah? Weird. He has been acting really metrofartsy lately.

by The Pep April 2, 2009

metrocabulary

a list or collection of words and phrases that reflects one's knowledge of and exposure to urban living. One's metrocabulary can be enhanced in many ways, such as frequent participation in urban social activities and receiving the Urban Dictionary's "Word of the Day" e-mail.

My metrocabulary has expanded greatly thanks to my brothers and the Urban Dictionary.

by Susan R. March 13, 2009

Metrotarian

Metrotarian is to vegetarian as metrosexual is to homosexual. Someone who acts vegetarian while sneaking in meat whenever they can. These people frequently order chicken breasts and claim they have white meat "every once in awhile." Also, they tend to ignore cooking mediums. Vegetables cooked in animal fats and animal stocks are often overlooked.

For breakfast I had a Metrotarian sandwich: eggs, cheese, cucumber, sprouts, tomato, with onions and peppers cooked in bacon fat.

by Blocknessmonster February 3, 2010

metrocrate

A government (or other)official,usually of lower intelligence, most often found in little cubicle boxes.

The metrocrate took two hours to find all the forms I needed.

by lulubelle Lee September 7, 2009