Mego Messaging

Mego Messaging is when the person you are text messaging gives only one word responses the entire conversation.

Kaitlin: "Yo what is up dawg???"
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."

by Herps and Alexis Texas March 11, 2010

MegBot

The outrageous idea that Meg White, from the rock band The White Stipes, is actually a robot that Jack White built to replace the original Meg White who died in a car accident.

Megbot evidence: "And I'm talking to myself at night Because I can't forget/ ...And the message coming from my eyes says leave it alone" From Seven Nation Army. Jack is still haunted by the loss of Meg, but something inside is telling him it's time to move on.

by Abstract September 22, 2008

megopigs

the best youtuber known the human race. a prophet and messiah in the eyes of many. his editing skills have soothed the ears of his loyal and subscribers. his influence is so large that he quit (but came back to due to popular demand), an entire religion collapsed. he's honestly an amazing human being and i would do anything to get my hands on his big gold play button. his silky white fingers press against our hearts, warming them and the barrel of the AWP, of which he is very great at shooting.

my name jeff youtube.com/megopigs youtube.com/megopigs youtube.com/megopigs youtube.com/megopigs youtube.com/megopigs youtube.com/megopigs youtube.com/megopigs youtube.com/megopigs youtube.com/megopigs youtube.com/megopigs youtube.com/megopigs

me: dude did you watch the new megopigs video?

my "friend": no bro megopigs sucks

me: youtube.com/megopigs

by averagegod January 4, 2019

Megdog

One who constantly rips nerves and arteries in half. This individual is also prone to personal attacks of his or her colleagues in the professional environment.

Michael " I think I found the great superior recurrent testicular - oh wait its torn. Nevermind."

Bryant "Dude you're such a megdog, go home and kill yourself."

Michael " That was such a megdog response, you megdog."

by Boobs Vanderbuilt December 2, 2010

mego

The drugged-out sensation one gets when poring over spreadsheets or instruction manuals; acronym for "my eyes glaze over"

by zooa November 3, 2003

McGrove

To leave someone behind at a party or social gathering without letting them notice you left. Usually after a few minutes have passed, a phone call should be placed to let the stranded partier know they have been left behind.

John just totally McGroved us.

by Juan Bond June 30, 2007

Mehroj

Can easily become one of your closest friends. A really sweet boy, sexy who also happens to be intelligent, supportive there are no downsides to knowing an Mehroj. Handsome, funny, sweet, intelligent, and an amazing friend, always become friends with a Mehroj.

He is from Tajikistan and he can be very loud and passionate. His laugh and smile is enough to make your day. He has a weird English accent and when he gives a presentation it will switch to RP British.

Mehroj is too gorgeous to define
When Mehroj laughs it sounds like he is being suffocated

by MattyKo November 26, 2021