McConnell Mask 

Slang for the oddly expressionless, glassy-eyed and wax-like visage of Mitch McConnell.

Oh yeah, Mitch feels passionately about King Trump remaining on the throne - but the McConnell Mask is always in place.

McConnell Mask by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019

McConnell middle school 

McConnell middle school is the worst school ever. It is full of fake people that beg for attention everyday at school. Girls are sluts that get passed around by the boys and get their booty pics sent around everyday at school. Boys will pass around any girl they feel to. Mms is gay

McConnell middle school is full of houseparty faggots

McConnell middle school by McConnell middle school October 24, 2019

McConnell Moment 

Any time you draw a blank or have a lapse of consciousness.

I was about to turn left, but had a McConnell Moment and went straight ahead into a one way street.

McConnell Moment by anonymous October 2, 2023

Mitch Mcconnell 

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.

Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."

Mitch Mcconnell by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Mitch McConnell 

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.

My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.

Mitch McConnell by Werewolf Moms April 4, 2019

Mitch McConnell 

A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.

My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.

Mitch McConnell by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Mitch McConnell 

The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.

Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.

Mitch McConnell by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019