mcconnell

Theft of something belonging to someone else. Usually involving a great betrayal.

Some asshole mcconnelled my amazon order and left the whole appartment's mail open to theft!

by drammypdog June 27, 2018

McConnelling

McConnelling is when someone is in a short clip that mainly includes their upper torso and head. They start off by doing something official, or business-like such as signing papers and then suddenly smile at the camera like someone in the intro from Full House. McConnelling is based off of a political advertisement released by US Senator Mitch McConnell in which he signs some papers, and then turns his head up to smile at the camera.

Hey man, I saw the opening intro to Family Matters and they were all McConnelling!

by AaronLikesItUpTheAss April 22, 2014

mcconnelled

The act of establishing a precedent to advance the interest of a person or group and then ignoring that precedent when it does not benefit the individual or group that created the precedent.

The mayor mcconnelled us when he established the ban on strip clubs but got caught at a clothes optional bar in Florida.

by Brandy’s Jewel September 21, 2020

mcconnelled

To be screwed over by an individual or group, who insist that what is being done is for the good of everyone, despite clear evidence what is being done only advances their narrow cause. The person performing the action will omit relevant facts, and ignore anything that would contradict their direction to achieve their goal no matter the consequences.

"I'm sorry to hear you got fired so the boss could hire his deadbeat nephew, you really got mcconnelled !"

by MysticalPhloyd October 7, 2018

mcconnell

A gay man who walks around thinking he is the shit.

oh look a that mcconnell

by Roberto Luongo April 1, 2009

Mitch Mcconnell

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.

Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."

by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Mitch McConnell

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.

My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.

by Werewolf Moms April 4, 2019