A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
by thee definer;) March 15, 2014
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Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.
Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?
Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!
Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!
Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
by highoffmathsfaps November 5, 2013
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Dude2: Probably mathterbating
Dude1: Dude! sick he could at least go to the bathroom to do dat
Dude2: Gotta do what you gotta do
Dude2: Probably mathterbating
Dude1: Dude! sick he could at least go to the bathroom to do dat
Dude2: Gotta do what you gotta do
by SeakingFuckYeah! March 4, 2008
Get the mathterbating mug.The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
by Surazal February 1, 2004
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by StaceInYaFace April 16, 2021
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Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.
Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.
by xexashi69 March 28, 2019
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