masturbike

masturbike
(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.

Happens sometimes at Colorado College...

Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.

"Did you see that sick pedophile masturbiking while he passed by all of those eight year old children? He just loves to masturbike; it's his favorite pastime."

by bassist9999999 September 3, 2009

Masturbista

One who is dedicated to masturbatory perfection.May or may not have a "masturs" degree.

I jack-off 6 or 7 times a day,I guess that qualifies me as a masturbista.

by wolfbait51 January 19, 2011

Masturage

When you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you masturbate to calm down.

Wires: Agh! I fucking hate that boss at the end of the game.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.

by Tommykazi September 14, 2010

Masturbreak

To stop doing something in order to masturbate

I've been doing homework for so long, I think its time for a masturbreak

by Sorkov November 20, 2010

masturbetting

the act of betting a friend who can go the longest without masturbating (creaming the carrot)

So, my friend Jerry and I started masturbetting the other day after recalling all the wasted time we spent beating the meat stick.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

masturbidextrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands without incurring a decrease in efficiency.

*Loads up redtube*
Wait? I can eat a sandwich AND masturbate?! Great Scott. I didn't know I was masturbidextrous.

by ChristianMcGonez July 22, 2011

Masturbae

The art of fapping to your bae.

Guy 1: Damn bro did you get that good sex with da bae last night?
Guy 2: Nah she wasn't in the mood, so I just masturbaed instead.

by Raper4G July 8, 2014