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Marlin also know as Coolestbitch11 on TikTok (Prolly won’t follow back) is a semi Mexican- Caucasian woman that claims to be Coolest Bitch in the world (as per TikTok handle) because she has a Corvette C8 and runs around RKOing people who disagree with her. Pretty funny, but could never be as funny as her superior Aaron.
“Hi I’m Marlin and I’m the self proclaimed coolest bitch” “Uhhh that’s cool and all lil bro but you know you’ll never touch Aaron’s aura!”
Marlin by Quantum_Physics99 May 20, 2025
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Marlin Man 

A person who enjoys fishing and the stonk market equally. Rarely seen in the wild, this semi-ratarded individual frequents stock message boards to shit post and share trade ideas.

A self described "Ape", MarlinMan is a reckless trader with no apparent risk tolerance. This family man works in a professional field and likes to give back to the cum-munity.

Also a boomer

MarlinMan: (Ape, Father, Fullonrapist)
Marlin Man lost his child's college fund on far OTM GME calls

Marlin Puss 

noun. : A wet dirty hairy pussy that claims the aroma of a large game fish, such as a saltwater Marlin. Some Marlin Pussy may even have grown horn-like tentacles much like a nose.
"Wow I can smell that girls Marlin Puss from across the room, it's making my eyes water."

"I was going down on Julia when my tongue had suddenly wrapped around a long horn-like object, i said HOT DAMN THATS SOME STANK MARLIN PUSS!"

Marlin vs. Mullet 

A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.
Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."
Marlin vs. Mullet by the fuuuuck? January 28, 2014

Marlin L. 

Hanlin x Marcus, lovers to lovers, they love each other will all their being.
“Did you hear about Hanlin x Marcus?” “Yesss!!! Hanlin x Marcus forever!!!” “I saw them kissing in the halls!” “They are such a couple, Marlin L. forever!!!!”

marlin spike 

When a woman's anus is too constricted for penile penetration and the male must finger her anus in order to relax the sphincter in preparation for anal sex.
Bob said Natalie's ass was so tight he had to marlin spike that shit before he went to town on that ass.
marlin spike by Jogen April 26, 2016