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manstrating 

A guy who is really irritable, bitchy and indecisive. Just like girls on their period. Basically, a man who is menstruating.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
manstrating by Micron X February 24, 2010

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
eg: w loots - manstration
manstration by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

Mankirat 

The most proper person you’ll ever meet. Super laid back and hella chill. Get yourself a Mankirat
“Yo is that Mankirat? Hes my favourite

Mankirat 

One of the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. You’re lucky if you ever end up meeting one.
Is that Mankirat? Yeah she’s so proper!”
Mankirat by Aroura kim November 23, 2021

Mansiritus 

Mansiritus is a virus created by Mansirat, your body will rot.
Symptoms- Crusty lips, craving elephants, Rotting, Gay, Trans, Stinky, Hair will grow 20x faster.
MANSIRITUS

Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.
Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration
Manstration by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008