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Program for "gifted students", but of course, some retards slip through the cracks. Magnet programs usually center around math, and science. Full of super-nerds and dorks. Although the education is excellent, the piles and piles of homework given to the students has transformed most of the already semi-losers to complete mole-like anti-social loners. Fortunately, some magnet students have managed to juggle magnet and other activities so as to not be a complete loser.
-Hey is that kid in magnet?
-Can't u tell by the huge calculator he has and how he has no friends?
by B-DblBizzle May 27, 2006
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A student enrolled in a magnet program specifically involving math and sciences, who has a dumb sense of humor and few if not no practical social skills. Magnet students remain fixated on school during all aspects of their life, often stressing to the point of what borders on an anxiety attack.

Magnet students (females in particular) can be associated with the phrase "oh my god I failed that test" followed shortly by a grade of 95% or higher.

Magnet males can be associated with a sick sense of humor and an inability to understand any and all forms of humor with the exception of math and calculator oriented, black people, and homosexual oriented jokes, and these only in short "one-liners" or inappropriate physical displays unbecoming of students in high school.

The typical magnet student is very “cliquey” with other magnet students and branches out only slightly to other groups, mostly through common functions such as orchestra or CTY.
“That magnet student wishes the teacher to call him charizard during class."

"which magnet student?"

"the one putting the I LOVE DICKS sign on that kid's back"
by voltaire June 8, 2005
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The thing that takes your attention away from teachers during class. Or from anyone talking to you for that matter.
Teacher: Tony! When did Stonewall Jackson defend New Orleans?
Tony: Well I'm not really paying attention.. As you can see there are magnets in front of me..
by Zypher312 August 31, 2008
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Attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front. (another term for a "butterface")
MMMmmmm, that is one mighty fine looking ass!
But, ewww. . . that flat chest & bulldog face means she's a magnet!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 10, 2014
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To have magnetism or to be connected to with a girl

To love her personality
"Omg I think I'm magnet with jennika!?"
Magnetic
Magic
Together
by Picklestix June 18, 2016
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A person that attracts fuckboys and hoes. They live scandalous lives but complain when they get people exactly like their traits
Dude I keep on getting the worst. I'm such a magnet
She's dated thrice in a week, that's what she gets for being a magnet
by Jak3thegreat January 24, 2017
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A girl who is attractive from the back but reouksi from the front.
Guy 1: She's a butterface
Guy 2: The correct term is magnet.
by SolidFukboi April 7, 2017
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