Maldiva syndrome

Maldiva syndrome is where you judge how good a class is based on the damage output on details / recount.

Jacob thinks warrior is the best because of how much damage dekel did on the meters. Dekel is just stat bug abusing, this guy clearly has maldiva syndrome.

by Cman_muncher69xx November 9, 2020

Mald

Mald means:
“a player who is having a hard time with a game“
Or
“Someone who is mad and balding”

Person 1: UGH I CANT WIN :(
Person 2: Mald

by HamAJPW November 14, 2021

Maldini

An individual that is an epitome of malding; an individual that malds to the point of extreme hair loss. Known as a side effect of small brain syndrome (SBS). Has the ability to use their head as a powerful weapon known as Flashbang, temporarily blinding nearby enemies.

Person 1: "Why is that bald man always angry?"
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."

by Saitacha January 11, 2020

Maldevera

A kick ass thrash/death metal band from Dallas, TX.

Tom: Did you go see Maldevera last night?

Jeff: Hell yeah, they killed it!

by deBubbleTrousers October 20, 2011

cope, seethe, mald

Cope: (of a person) deal effectively with something difficult.
Seethe: (of a person) be filled with intense but unexpressed anger.
Mald: The meaning of malding in Twitch originates from two separate words 'mad' and 'balding'. Malding in Twitch chat means that you are mad and balding at the same time.

ur gay

you're so bad just go cope, seethe, mald, and proceed to cry.

by dwGYISazukdvjbens98 February 7, 2022

[malditas drogas]

Spanish for "damned drugs"; similar to WTF. Said when someone says/does something stupid/random/WTF-worthy.

Guy: *singing when he thinks no one's watching*
Other Guy: *shaking head* "Malditas drogas."

by zomfgface January 18, 2009

Maldonized

When one flies by the seat of his pants and results in damage

Holy shit that bolt was maldonized.

by 55Airframes October 24, 2011