sexy librarian 

To have very attractive features (usually the face) accentuated by "librarian-esque " glasses. Women who are sexy librarians don't have to work at libraries but they, at times, tend to be shy about their looks thereby adding to the "sexylibrarian" stature.

Alonso : Dude, Lisa's a Sexy Librarian because she gots a fine face, body and those glasses. But she denies it.
Jose: Yeah man she sure is. Can you believe she actually used to work at a Library?? I'd squank her. Just thinking of her makes me need a shanky.

sexy librarian by Lurias_S January 24, 2007

labrarian 

labrarian

-noun

1. A connoisseur, cataloger, and true appreciator of a wide variety of vaginas.

Clay: It says here that Gene Simmons has slept with over 3,000 women.

Jay: Whoa.

Clay: And John C. Holmes has slept with thousands as well. Those guys are serious labrarians.

Jay: Yeah, they are!

labrarian by Raydell August 5, 2010

Lubertarian

An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.

I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.

Lubertarian by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

librarian 

well-minded angels with little street-sense or business-savvy, love to help and occasionally are reminded why, often experience burn-out due to low pay, bureaucratic management, and the discovery that the homeless and elderly are more familiar with libraries then your son or daughter, aspire to make a difference in a constantly changing world, are some of the most interesting individuals you will ever meet, are more excited about technology then you think.

The librarian smiled politely and said to the crazy patron, "I'm sorry Sir, but I can't help you print your email from hyperspace."

librarian by Lucesco May 27, 2006

closet librarian 

one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.

Niles Crane (from Frasier) is a closet librarian. There are many others who have not yet come out.

closet librarian by NOTMYNECK August 13, 2007

Librarianly 

How a librarian acts.

Did did that librarian?

Librarianly

Librarianly by OMGcookie April 26, 2011

Librarian 

Librarians are very misunderstood.Most people believe that librarians:
1)are always under a pile of books
2)don't have any connect to the real world
3)are bitter and sarcastic
4)don't have a life
5)own a lot of cats
6)are ugly
7)are full of useless information
8)like to show off their intellectuality

Well guess what,there are some who're like that,but the majority kicks ass.Librarians are the coolest human beings you can find.

WIT :A smart person's weapon against ignorance
LIBRARIAN:A person fighting ignorance with knowledge
WITTY LIBRARIAN:A Smartass

Librarian by Luna De Margarita's Sister February 8, 2010