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mayonaise sandwich 

When you fuck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her ass cheeks and mash them together.
That cunt didn't want me to bust in her, so I gave her a mayonaise sandwich
mayonaise sandwich by BigBoy June 7, 2004

bull dog eating mayonaise 

A rather graphic description of a well used and recently ejaculated in vagina
Rode it pumped it shot it, looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise!

Mustard & Mayonaise 

Colored Side walls on Tires.Mustard is defined as the yellow sidewalls, Mayonaise is defined as the white side walls. Together they are refered to as Mustard and Mayonaise, refered to by hip hop artists in Vallejo, California
Yo Dog that Nigga is Rollin on twenty twos wit Mustard and Mayonaise

mayonaise box 

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce
I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

apology mayonaise 

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise
Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise
apology mayonaise by X3n7 April 17, 2015

mayonaise sandwich 

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.
"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich
mayonaise sandwich by Dicap March 3, 2003