lmayonnaise

as in LMAO but made into the food.
witty way of saying LMAO on msn.

Beth: honestly it was so funny!

Rosa: arrrr LMAYONNAISE!

lmayonnaise by rellen_innit April 24, 2009

mayonaise sandwich 

When you fuck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her ass cheeks and mash them together.

That cunt didn't want me to bust in her, so I gave her a mayonaise sandwich

mayonaise sandwich by BigBoy June 7, 2004

bull dog eating mayonaise 

A rather graphic description of a well used and recently ejaculated in vagina

Rode it pumped it shot it, looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise!

bull dog eating mayonaise by hamman May 14, 2005

Mustard & Mayonaise 

Colored Side walls on Tires.Mustard is defined as the yellow sidewalls, Mayonaise is defined as the white side walls. Together they are refered to as Mustard and Mayonaise, refered to by hip hop artists in Vallejo, California

Yo Dog that Nigga is Rollin on twenty twos wit Mustard and Mayonaise

Mustard & Mayonaise by Los of Vallejo April 5, 2004

mayonaise box 

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

mayonaise box by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

apology mayonaise 

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise

Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise

apology mayonaise by X3n7 April 17, 2015

mayonaise sandwich 

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.

"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich

mayonaise sandwich by Dicap March 3, 2003