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Lawsowned

During the 2011 HP Touchpad craze, a trailer park hillbilly ran a possible scam company under his last name: Lawson Electronix. The company managed to string its customers like sheep for an unheard of amount of time, while they suffered from Stockholm syndrome. He refunded some, and may have left others hanging. The punch line? He didn't deliver the product and even duped more customers into VOLUNTARILY giving him their money again.

In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.
Dude: "Yo, onSale didn't come through for me last year during the Touchpad sale."

Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"

Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"
by Galois September 14, 2011
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Brown Lasso

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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Lashonda

Beautiful caring young lady, who really loves God. Is a beautiful person inside and out, has a very sincer discreet way of showing she cares for you. Lashonda loves to laugh. You don't want to risk loosing her she is somewhat a waterfall in a dessert, so she is someone who can definitely be there to give u that needed word of encouragement during the most trying times.
Lashonda is nice.
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Bee Lasso

Bee Lasso is a organic way to light medical herbs or cigars. Why people like to use it is because it preserves the flavor of your smokables, it is part of the green movement, using it makes your lighters last tons longer, ect ect ...
#1 I do not inhale toxic fumes from a lighter I only use a clean fire.
#2 Here use Bee Lasso
#1 wow your right this is way better.
by lumpylump September 14, 2010
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Punjab lasso

phantom of the opera, erik is an expert at throwing a punjab lasso- you are dying before you realize he found you.
by kira bates July 2, 2008
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Lawson

Being a Lawson is a gift. He is awesome, hot, and very athletic. He is a very smart person and has a lot of friends. Everybody loves him. Everybody wants to be him. He always has a good and positive personality. He is very good at sports, especially in swimming.
He is so Lawson.

Lawson is so cool.

You just pulled a Lawson.
by Law-superman December 27, 2016
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hairy lasso

The sexual parts of a woman. Also my favourite part.

See alsocunt twat pussy
Johnny: Hey look at her hairy lasso
Johno: Fuck yeah!
by Johno W December 30, 2007
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