Laid

What you say around your grandparents/ parents instead of sex

Hey Clara I heard you got laid last night

by Horseheads.com April 28, 2017

laid

aids for lesbians

ohhhh those girls mujst have laids

by kakato123 December 15, 2017

Laid

The only way you will get laid,
Is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait.

My mum got laid by me she’s pregnant now and I should not do that to my auntie because she is

Clostrophobiac

by Lqoqllakamnan October 23, 2018

laid

the short and short of it is to go out and screw peeps.

chick 1:yea, i just got back from screwin that one guy.
chick 2: coolio.

by kitty December 1, 2003

Laid

Basically meaning someone is gonna have sex later on that day

“I’m gonna get laid tonight bro”
“Ye bro,same!”

by Bored247 March 15, 2020

Laid

Getting fucked. Typically happens at parties or at bars.

Mark: Yo dude! How was the party??
Devon: it was great! I got laid-
Mark: oh cool, was she good?
Devon: yeah! He made my back hurt

Mark: HE?!?!

by mikelovestobey March 12, 2022

laid ease

the cooler way of saying ladies

okay laid ease this is the tea

by tea stirrer June 14, 2018