2 definitions by Lqoqllakamnan

The only way you will get laid,
Is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait.
My mum got laid by me she’s pregnant now and I should not do that to my auntie because she is

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by Lqoqllakamnan October 23, 2018
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He has long hair looks like a woman

And know how to tap that ass....

Abel is pretty funny and he has a BIG schlong.
All the girls want to get tapped by his soft fingers.
Hey Abel can you tap my ass?
by Lqoqllakamnan October 23, 2018
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