vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017

Lobstromonous

A adjective meaning anything you want it to mean, depending on the context of the sentence in which it is used.

"I hope you have a lobstromonous day!"
"Work is getting lobstromonous."
"What kind of lobstromonous person steals a car?"
"This view is absolutely lobstromonous!"

by Anonymous123212321 January 16, 2013

Iraq Lobster

From the Family Guy episode "Scream of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." Parody of the song "Rock Lobster" by The B-52s. Sung by Peter Griffin playing guitar.

Lyrics:

Death to America
And butter sauce
Don't boil me
I'm still alive
IRAQ LOBSTER!

"Your boyfriend is as scary as an Iraq lobster!"

by forks14 January 7, 2012

lost patrol

A plot where all the characters are killed off one by one until a deus ex machina arrives or they reach safety.

Every god damn horror movie has a lost patrol plot.

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

Lost in the abyss

A feeling of one's hopelessness. The feeling of dread and sadness. Often caused by depression, personal problems or lack of emotion.

With all the bullying that was happening to him, he felt like he was lost in the abyss.

by RagnarokAce October 11, 2015

Lobotocism

The act of stabbing someone in the forehead with a crucifix. Surgical apparel and holy water optional but recommended. Hey you want it to work right?

When a lobotomy or an exorcism isn’t enough by itself, try combining science and religion performing a lobotocism!

by Travesty December 8, 2021

Lost and Found

Where one losses their mind and finds freedom.

Stoner1: Wow check out that guy tripping balls. Hes Lost and Found.
Stoner2: Haha yeah, Looks like hes lost his mind!
Stoner1: But hes found freedom man, thats what lifes all about.

by Simpl1 April 11, 2011