LAP: Liberal American Princess
Symptoms:
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Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness
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Favorite friend is the mirror
• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a
designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl
• Pretends not to know anything about politics.
• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.
• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.