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Klutching

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
by vERM69 June 10, 2008
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Audrey Kitching

model/hair-dresser/make-up artist/desinger/fashinista
models for designs such as: New York Couture, Jared Gold, Skelanimals, Ed Hardy, Betsy Johnson. You may have seen her on MTV'S TRUE LIFE: Im going to New York fashion week.
Audrey Kitching has the best hair ever!!!
by blaker45 July 5, 2008
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Kitching

KITCHING is if you laugh very strangely at something that isnt that funny. To KITCH is to laugh strangely. A KITCHER is a person who laughs strangely.
Somebody reads a poster that says,"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."

a KITCHER then starts KITCHING
by Daniel Cale June 23, 2007
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will kitching

by StepchIckens June 29, 2021
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Kuching

Having sex with a post op Malaysian tranny.
"Is John coming out to the bar with us tonight?"
"No, he is going to spend the night Kuching instead"
by KuchingKing October 10, 2011
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klutching candy cane

Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon
Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!
by drofan November 5, 2010
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Kunching

Today Sam was kunching on the carpet.
by ShelKel April 30, 2013
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