Kragnor, The God of Thespians. Creator of heaven, thespians and all things drama. One in the trinity of actor, director and back stage crew.
Praise Kragnor for he hath blessed us!
Kragnor has hallowed this sacred production.
Have you repented to Kragnor today? If you don't you will forget your lines...
Kragnor has hallowed this sacred production.
Have you repented to Kragnor today? If you don't you will forget your lines...
by prophetofkragnor June 5, 2010
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A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.
He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.
He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.
"Dude, Felix Kranken denied any involvement with the tragic circumstances around his establishment, so it must be true."
by whyhellothere_oldsport September 20, 2021
Get the Felix Kranken mug.The highest prophet, Lord Kralnor, of the religion of the Twisting Nether. His way, or "tao" of the staff user, came to define life, love and loss for all lost souls who wished to call upon the power of the succubus. The original koan follows.
Kralnor says "I dont like to stress the fact that the warlock rocks, but he jus does. So, for all you staff users out there, feel free to come in and post, my staff is a good one, but here is how it goes
*1. post message in the room
*2. LOOK IT OVER
*3. dont report anything, i might get in trouble :)
*and 4. Have fun!!!"
*1. post message in the room
*2. LOOK IT OVER
*3. dont report anything, i might get in trouble :)
*and 4. Have fun!!!"
by David Parker, but mostly Lara Drake January 1, 2009
Get the Kralnor mug.When there are so many patients waiting in the emergency department for their lab tests and xrays that the internal processes of the ER get backed up and the waiting room gets impacted with patients.
Doctor 1: Why is the waiting room of the ER so crowded?
Doctor 2: All the bays and rooms have patients waiting for their CT scan results. The radiology department is overwhelmed.
Doctor 1: Wow....sounds like another case of KAHNstipation.
Doctor 2: All the bays and rooms have patients waiting for their CT scan results. The radiology department is overwhelmed.
Doctor 1: Wow....sounds like another case of KAHNstipation.
by BostonDoctor January 8, 2012
Get the KAHNstipation mug.A meaningless, absurd, unfathomable ER consult.
When a very busy physician is asked to see a patient in the ER and it's not clear to that physician why in hell they're being asked to do this. Either the diagnosis is obvious, or the presumed diagnosis is so remote and so out there, that it's likely that all tests and CT scans will obviously be negative.
When a very busy physician is asked to see a patient in the ER and it's not clear to that physician why in hell they're being asked to do this. Either the diagnosis is obvious, or the presumed diagnosis is so remote and so out there, that it's likely that all tests and CT scans will obviously be negative.
Doctor 1: Hey...where've you been for the past 2 hours?
Doctor 2: I've been in the ER!
Doctor 1: Why so long? I thought you only had 1 patient to see.
Doctor 2: I did initially, but then when I got down there I got 4 more KAHNsults.
Doctor 2: I've been in the ER!
Doctor 1: Why so long? I thought you only had 1 patient to see.
Doctor 2: I did initially, but then when I got down there I got 4 more KAHNsults.
by Boston Doctor January 8, 2012
Get the KAHNsult mug.When you are just chilling and someone comes up and just goes ape shit all up on your ass bekause you are out of dresscode or some shit
by G@NG$$$t@!! April 23, 2009
Get the Krajnak Attack mug.The best bitch in the world. She is your day 1 best friend sister and everything else. If you know a Kahniya. You lucky as hell
by cashkidc September 24, 2020
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