A meaningless, absurd, unfathomable ER consult.
When a very busy physician is asked to see a patient in the ER and it's not clear to that physician why in hell they're being asked to do this. Either the diagnosis is obvious, or the presumed diagnosis is so remote and so out there, that it's likely that all tests and CT scans will obviously be negative.
When a very busy physician is asked to see a patient in the ER and it's not clear to that physician why in hell they're being asked to do this. Either the diagnosis is obvious, or the presumed diagnosis is so remote and so out there, that it's likely that all tests and CT scans will obviously be negative.
Doctor 1: Hey...where've you been for the past 2 hours?
Doctor 2: I've been in the ER!
Doctor 1: Why so long? I thought you only had 1 patient to see.
Doctor 2: I did initially, but then when I got down there I got 4 more KAHNsults.
Doctor 2: I've been in the ER!
Doctor 1: Why so long? I thought you only had 1 patient to see.
Doctor 2: I did initially, but then when I got down there I got 4 more KAHNsults.
by Boston Doctor January 8, 2012