Krahn

1. A weird Cananadian Dry citizen that loves her tofu.

2. The other term for crayon. In other words.. a short, pointy, colorful person..

3. The rodent queen, ruler of all of the rats, gerbils, bunnies, etc of the world. Willing to die for (or by) her little buddies.

4. A crazy bitch. Fuh q, Krahn, fuh q!

5. Formerly Cran, otherwise known as Corynne, even though no one knows how to pronounce it..

Krahn is the wierdest humanoid in this intergalactic world who loves her animals and will never eat meat again and lives is a fuh king huge house in a country that she hates, but really wants to bomb (not really), and loves playing Maple Story, supposedly very addicting, cant draw worth shit, except her Bob the Blob, hates coloring with crayons, even though she is named after them, maybe thats not true..

Krahn by Krahn's friend September 7, 2008

Strauss-Kahn 

The underhanded, low-down understanding a Whore has that a Man is vulnerable to any sort of attack when he is in the Shower or just getting out of the Shower.

"I can't believe the bitch Strauss-Kahned me, running off with my wallet and credit cards as I got into the shower!"

Strauss-Kahn by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011

felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone

felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"

felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021

Strauss-Kahn 

n. A two-pronged act consisting of abbreviated sexual aggression followed by an equally abbreviated, futile effort to flee. This orchestration is often attempted by high ranking officials of the International Monetary Fund in their efforts to share "seed money" with disenfranchised members of the global community.

Victim: Officer, I believe he pulled a Strauss-Kahn on me.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.

Strauss-Kahn by Synister8 August 25, 2011

Krangled 

Something broken beyond repair. Originates from the game Path of Exile when refering to items that have been modified by the 'corruption' mechanic as it modifies an item randomly but also prevents any crafting or alteration afterwards. Became very popular during the 'Scourge league' which introduced a mechanic where one can corrupt an item in even more special ways, causing many good items to be ruined by unlucky results.

Player 1: What did the corruption of your boots give mate?
Player 2: I tried a tier 3 mod in the blood crucible and it gave me 'cannot evade' mod so it is pretty much krangled.

Krangled by anonymous March 28, 2022

Strauss-Kahn 

Named for the infamous French IMF head, to "Strauss-Kahn" means to force oneself onto a weaker person. Usually involving some form of exhibitionism, "Strauss-Kahn'ing" most often occurs between an older man of status and a younger working class woman.

He came out of the bathroom and totally "Strauss-Kahn'd" that chick.

or

When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.

Strauss-Kahn by riggityragtag June 10, 2011

Krankle 

Little known cousin (from the country) of Krampus.

Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.

To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.

There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.

Yo bro, light that candle or Krankle gonna get yo weak ass.

Krankle by papacholo December 23, 2019